loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
u just KNOW that zeus was one of those assholes who was like ‘oh no babe im too big for condoms’
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.